L777 RON you are a cunt, I hope there is a nice bright turquoise scratch across the side of your car.
- If you want to go right at a roundabout, enter from the RIGHT HAND LANE.
- If you find yourself in the wrong lane try indicating and then seeing if it is clear to move across 2 lanes instead of just putting your foot down and going diagonally without indicating (or even looking apparently).
- If someone hoots this is usually for a reason. Perhaps you lane drifting means that person is in the correct lane but about to go into the side of you as you drift across without looking.
- If you can stay in the lane you are in and carry on therefore avoiding a collision, do so. Carrying on drifting I sideways, scraping the side of your car across the other person is not the best idea.
Thankfully my car is a 10 year old with many battle scars (today’s being the first gained when the car was actually on the roads with someone driving and not being scraped/bashed by crap divers whilst it was parked). I hope your shiny Ford focus didn’t fare as well.