brainwave

They should start making pant(ie)s and similar garments with cup sizes.  Sick of buying stuff that only contains half my ass and gives an attractive 4 cheek motif.  No, it isn't a case of just going a bigger size, much as is isn't with bras, I need volume not a bigger hip measurement or extra fabric in front!!

I am endlessly jealous of people who say 'I just wear some dance briefs' or 'I just got some bikinin bottoms' to wear under my costume like you just buy something and it holds everything in safely and doens't give horrible lines . .  . . and why I usually end up with bike shorts.

Just had this problem with a body stocking which fits perfectly except it seems to be made for someone with no ass and the fabric is so strong it cuts my butt in two.

Bah